Meet Squirt

[Knottygirlz]

I thought it was about time that I introduced our newest crew member, Squirt.

Squirt is one of several abandoned cats that somehow find their way to our doorstep. We think his owners thought he was a girl and when his boy parts appearred they turned him out. This was last spring and he quickly figured out how to open our door and was constantly letting himself in. Just after Christmas we had his boy parts removed and got all of his shots and officially made him part of the family. He will be introduced to the boat in the spring.

Lori

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Dear Pet Humans,

Thank you for buying me a boat.

Please provide the following upgrades:

1. Personal cat-sized Bimini.

2. Cockpit carpeting suitable for clawing and scatching.

3. Built-in lobster/tuna bowls.

Sincerely,

Squirt