There are always those (at least in the states) that get dogs confused with simple minded furry human children
and will defend them as illogically and humorlessly as real human kids
The point of the thread: Dogs can be highly inconsiderate and their owners often have nearly zero accountability. If I had a furry neanderthal little brother whom I couldn't stop from urinating every few feet on the dock, next to someones house, on a hot summer day...Proper furry neanderthal etiquette dictates you hose the dock or take it to a proper area where it's waste byproducts will not bother the community.
Secondary thread point: If you, your dog, and Jessica Alba (sorry, I can't be stranded without her) are shipwrecked in the middle of the gulf of mexico
THANKS BP!) with just the canned food
and no hope for rescue
. The order of consumption
is as follows:
The baby (After Jess and I had been up to no good)
Then, after that long first week was over:
Those canned Brussels sprouts I keep in case of an emergency
In other words...jokes are OK and sometimes fun to read.