I'd love to be able to look out and see my boat
every day. Several times a day.
But my wife is convinced I'm having an affair with my boat as it is, despite the fact I only see 'her' once a week. And occasionally fall asleep on her. And go for some rides... Occasionally.
My wife calls her 'fat ass', but I'm sure she's being affectionate.
but she's definately not got a fat ass.