I have a buddy in Hobart who had run a franchised men's wear store, but his wife is running it now. I think he is more into retiring and tasting new beers.
When I pulled up to my mooring
in my new slip in Horseshoe Bay in BC with my new "used" boat, I mumbled something to the older couple on their power boat
next to me about how boats were just dark holes to throw money at. The Mrs. of the boat who must be in here mid 70's looked at me and said - "young man what is important is that it is your black hole!"