Hey there...Good to have you on here....
A Swedish friend of mine, Frederick.. from a few years back..had a habit when very drunk of leaping up and bellowing "I am a Viking"...
One night we were going into a basement Night Club in Almeria and he did the 'Viking' bellow and jumped the last few steps as he did it.. for a Grand Entrance...
Everyone looked... but not as he had hoped in awe... he had not noticed a low beam at the bottom of the stairs had smacked his forehead full on ending up flying into the club horizontal and out cold....
Us.. his sympathetic friends rushed to his aid.... when we managed to stand up again after our helpless laughter...
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It was a dark and stormy night and the captain of the ship said.. "Hey Jim, spin us a yarn." and the yarn began like this.. "It was a dark and stormy night.."