What Should You NOT Do on a Boat ?

[zeehag]

feet not fathoms inland...


do not forget to tie off the dink when you get to your boat.

[Bash]

Originally Posted by Nostrodamus

Ask an Amerian to sail more than 20 miles from the coast. They think the world ends there.

Amerian? Has someone been drinking a bit?

[Chief Engineer]

Originally Posted by Nostrodamus

Ask an Amerian to sail more than 20 miles from the coast. They think the world ends there.

Now who was the first Caucasian to Land.....St Brendan or the Vikings?

[Dulcesuenos]

Never Feed your crew Indian food when your macerator is being "touchy"

[Khagan1227]

Never, ever, ever, let a sea sick guest sit on the windward side of the cockpit to "get a bit of fresh air" to help them feel better.

just sayin'

[Unicorn Dreams]

Never ever bring your voluptuos girlfriends NAVY Seal husband out on the boat with you

[Aussie Sealady]

Never take your seasick prone mum on board withoout mangoes.

[gello]

never forget to let down the swim ladder before going on a midnight skinny dip.

and if you see the neighbor lady's head going in and out of the vberth hatch, do
not wave every time.

[Starbuck]

Never let anyone onto your boat who's wearing black rubber soled boots.

[Starbuck]

Never tie your dinghy's painter to a smooth, stainless steel stern rail with a rolling hitch. That knot needs constant tension to stay secure.

[David M]

Originally Posted by Starbuck

Never let anyone onto your boat who's wearing black rubber soled boots.

Like the Coasties wear?

[avb3]

Know that Captain Ron is NOT a documentary. Avoid anything he suggested.

[zeehag]

cpt ron is the (un)official owners manual flick for formosa owners.

[Rakuflames]

Never find yourself knee deep in salt water in the cabin.

[spostamento nobile]

Never forget to fasten the cat box in place.