The New Joke Thread

[Yellowtulip]

I can't see some posts on here. I assume they're posted in good faith. I don't have the knowledge to address the problem, nor the inclination to acquire it. So I visit this forum knowing, with a very slight sense of loss, that I won't see all the contents. That's ok, I can live with that. It's just a joke thread after all. That won't stop me visiting, nor will lots of other things. But what will stop me visiting is acrimony, whatever it's cause.

[ptards]

Charleston, SC, no problem seeing the posts, I cast my ballot to continue, and many thanks!!

[smbdyiam2]

Mid Fl. today they did not open. I closed all other pages,went back a page,refreshed and then came back to page i started with. every thing fine I can see again. Thanks socalmax.

[MicHughV]

this joke thread is getting to be the only worthwhile thread here on the CF...now on page 896, I think speaks volumes to the success...

long live the joke thread !!!!

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

this joke thread is getting to be the only worthwhile thread here on the CF...now on page 896, I think speaks volumes to the success...

long live the joke thread !!!!

Length of thread is no indication of quality, nor that it is related to cruising.

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by CatNewBee

Hi,

It is not about you. People are pissed off censorship from their home countries, but did not realize the reall problem - their governments, law enforcement, copyright policies and geo fencing. The Internet is broken and even US companies help those to filter and supress content, produce misinformation and bias.

This is not a joke unfortunately.

He knows, and doesn't care, that most forum members in the rest of the world can't see them, so it's a waste of time discussing it.

It's BS statements like this one that are irritating. It was aimed directly at me.

[Mirage35]

I made the suggestion half-jokingly a while back, but it looks like we seriously need a thread to discuss the joke thread.

Because I really like the joke thread, but it's been badly diluted with other stuff recently.

Sorry for the non-joke comment.

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by AnglaisInHull

I made the suggestion half-jokingly a while back, but it looks like we seriously need a thread to discuss the joke thread.

Because I really like the joke thread, but it's been badly diluted with other stuff recently.

Sorry for the non-joke comment.

Were you meaning that ironically or was that coincidental?

[sailinmikeinaz]

Please don't end the joke thread...I love it...well...except for the math thingy's that are supposed to be funny. lol

[fxarcher]

You can't live with them... and you can't live with them!

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by fxarcher

You can't live with them... and you can't live with them!

I think that's because, deep down we recognize that the joke is on us!

Its why people make jokes when they're afraid.

[Eigenvector]

From the way back machine...........

[Montanan]

Enjoying Socald's posts.

[BlueH2Obound]

Originally Posted by CatNewBee

Hi,

It is not about you. People are pissed off censorship from their home countries, but did not realize the reall problem - their governments, law enforcement, copyright policies and geo fencing. The Internet is broken and even US companies help those to filter and supress content, produce misinformation and bias.

This is not a joke unfortunately.

Apparently they're also censoring it in the United States as well, as that's where I am. Whatever . . . .

[Singularity]

Originally Posted by Montanan

Enjoying Socald's posts.

Frankly I'm surprised that the moderators allow all the female nudity in his posts...must be that the outlandish humor keeps it all kosher.

Originally Posted by Pelagic

I think that's because, deep down we recognize that the joke is on us!

Its why people make jokes when they're afraid.

And/or humor enhances memory formation and recall. Humor aiding learning, or on the other end, gallows humor as bioadaptive to help you escape from the gallows...be mirthful!

Humor associated mirthful laughter increases the intensity of power spectral density (μV2) EEG gamma wave band frequency (31–40Hz) which is associated with neuronal synchronization, memory, recall, enhanced cognitive processing and other brain health benefits when compared to distress

HAML shows EEG PSD correlates of change for specific bandwidths but greatest for γBA across all measured cerebral cortex regions (synchrony). Previous research show PSD γBA is suitable for EEG‐based emotion classification of happiness versus sadness. Our EEG findings further suggest eustress HAML increases PSD γBA the greatest of all frequencies thus providing for enhance memory and recall, enhanced cognition processing (neuronal synchrony), sensory perception, and positive affect of mood state and happiness plus other peripheral related physiological health benefits.