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Montanan · 04-10-2020, 17:13

A woman in labor suddenly shouted, “Shouldn’t! Wouldn’t! Couldn’t! Didn’t! Can’t!”
“Don’t worry,” said the doc. “Those are just contractions.”

Montanan · 04-10-2020, 17:15

A man tells his doctor, “Doc, help me. I’m addicted to Twitter!”
The doctor replies, “Sorry, I don’t follow you …”

Montanan · 04-10-2020, 17:18

What’s the different between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; A comma is a pause at the end of a clause.

Montanan · 04-10-2020, 17:21

What do you call an apology written in dots and dashes?
Re-Morse code.

Montanan · 04-10-2020, 17:22

What’s Forest Gump’s password?
1Forest1.

chrisr · 04-10-2020, 17:24

A perfectionist walked into a bar...apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.

chrisr · 04-10-2020, 17:24

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time-consuming.

**JPA Cate** · 04-10-2020, 18:07

"Take the prisoner downstairs," said Tom, condescendingly.

Jon Hacking · 04-10-2020, 18:59

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Originally Posted by chrisr

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answers to be no more than 1 A4 page typed in double spaced capitals and submitted by next friday...

cheers,

I was actually asked this question as part of my 9+hour interview schedule at Microsoft. It was supposed to be a small part of that particular 1-hour interview. I eventually got it right, but only after leaving a LOT of blood on the white-board...

Eigenvector · 04-10-2020, 19:25

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Originally Posted by chrisr

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answers to be no more than 1 A4 page typed in double spaced capitals and submitted by next friday...

cheers,

Vwater ∙ ρwater + Vair ∙ ρair > Vwater ∙ ρwater

(I hope the prize is a good one!)

IslandHopper · 04-10-2020, 19:35

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Originally Posted by socaldmax

If everyone was having the same problem, then I would concede the problem is at my end. I've asked repeatedly for suggestions on what to do. Nothing constructive yet.

However, it seems that most people can see them with no problems. That tells me two things:

1. You are not the center of the universe.

2. The problem is most likely at your end.

Let's look at this realistically. If I stop posting altogether, that's going to be a good portion of the jokes suddenly missing.

Let's take a vote: How many people want me to stop posting jokes?

Here's my proposal: How about YOU spend some time posting jokes, instead of whinging?

How many people want StuM to start posting funny jokes?

I vote for funny jokes!

Stu's not alone i can't see them either, it wasn't a problem for a while but whatever the problem was before is back again.....