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Old 22-09-2020, 00:05   #12706
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Both iOS and Win10-Chrome do just fine here.
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Old 22-09-2020, 00:10   #12707
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FWIW, Socalmax's posts are once again coming up blank for me...

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didn't want to say anything...but me too !

just done a windows update and thinking this has changed some security settings, but so far no time to look at it further

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Old 22-09-2020, 04:47   #12709
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When this does happen I just close all other pages . every thing works then after reading jokes click on home .
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I just wanted some water ...
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Old 22-09-2020, 17:49   #12711
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guess that's one way to make sure the camera doesn't see your plate (or should that be date ?)

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just curious.....how did the makers of the first clock know what time it was ???
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just curious.....how did the makers of the first clock know what time it was ???

Noon sites.
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Old 23-09-2020, 11:51   #12716
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Me in the dating phase of the relationship, "Dear, please bring me a Screwdriver . . ."

Girlfriend, "Flat Head, Phillips, or Vodka,"

and that was when I Knew She was The One . . .
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Sundial and before that, gnomon.
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Old 23-09-2020, 14:37   #12718
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And who aligned the sundial?

I can see this going down the road to Zanzibar Time.....
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Sundial and before that, gnomon.
Stars can be more precisely timed. Stand in a chosen spot, know what day of the year it is, and time when Sirius passes behind the neighbor's chimney.

Just remember, it's 1436 minutes in a year, not 1440.
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just curious.....how did the makers of the first clock know what time it was ???
he probably checked on his iphone...that's what i'd do

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