The New Joke Thread

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

ah, if you only knew.....my wife is a treasure......

Sooooo...you buried her with all her gold jewllery...????

Time to get out the shovel..!!

[socaldmax]

[Jubilee39]

Submarines twice, holy....

[socaldmax]

jumping Jesus Christ...

[Eigenvector]

We go up, we go down. We Don't even...........

[a64pilot]

Last truck I had was a 3500 dually, never had trouble parking it, but I guess it’s because as a kid I drove farm tractors and trucks. This is the only picture I have of that truck.

[Jubilee39]

We go up, we go down

[ArmyDaveNY]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

Last truck I had was a 3500 dually, never had trouble parking it, but I guess it’s because as a kid I drove farm tractors and trucks. This is the only picture I have of that truck.

Is that a Cessna 140?

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Eigenvector

We go up, we go down. We Don't even...........

It's not gay if you're underway.

[skipmac]

Sounds about right to me.

[Buzzman]

...and when you children put fairy-floss* in their hair, you sent them to their room for being naughty..!!

[*fairy floss = cotton candy]

[Eigenvector]

Originally Posted by StuM

It's not gay if you're underway.

Touché. You pulled my plug wires on that one! Might take me a few days for a good comeback. Of course it was taken out of context of the whole tune.

[skipmac]

Originally Posted by StuM

It's not gay if you're underway.

Is that something akin to every sailor has to take a turn in the barrel?

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by ArmyDaveNY

Is that a Cessna 140?

Yes and my Son washing it. I kept it, it’s stored in a hanger with two cars and a lot of stuff that one day I will want again after cruising is over.

[goguygo]

I have owned longbed pickups for years and am quite used to Hillbilly Parallel Parking-

Drive straight into the space, right tire up on the curb and ease in till yer left side bumper almost touches the car in the front. Then crank the wheel all the way to the left, reverse and drop her on down. Easy Peezy.
I have never been able to figure out why anybody would own a shortbed pickup unless they are an offroader. But they outnumber me by about 10 to 1 so I guess I'm the oddball.