The New Joke Thread

[LakeSuperior]

It's just a joke...


Have you ever tried drinking enough alcohol, to have your wife make sense?

Me neither, but I keep trying...

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

If you ever wondered why it took the Coast Guard so long to get there...

[HopCar]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

If you ever wondered why it took the Coast Guard so long to get there...

Yeah but wouldn’t that be cool to see coming over the horizon!

[MicHughV]

have to admit....that would be an amazing sight to see in person....stunning !!!

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by StuM

Quite possibly they are larger if you click on them
How big they appear initially in your browser depends on the settings in your users profile
In "Thread Display options" look for:

"Images taller than this height will be resized. Enter 0 to allow all heights, or leave the field empty to use the default value of 0." and the one below it for width.

found it, thanks ! let's see if it works

cheers,

[chrisr]

[KS_Sailor]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

My wife asked what I was doing today, so I replied "nothing"....
So she immediately asks me to do some "honey do's"
So I had to explain that doing nothing, does not mean I'm free to other stuff...as I'm busy doing" nothing".....

Sometimes, doing a " nothing" project takes all day......

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished”

[CatNewBee]

Covid 19 procedures...

[Buzzman]

Originally Posted by KS_Sailor

“The problem with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished”

Who wants to finish...????

[Jim Cate]

Originally Posted by Buzzman

Who wants to finish...????

If you don't know that you are finished, how can you (with a clear conscience) cross it off the to do list? And that, of course, is one of the most satisfying acts that a cruiser can accomplish!

Jim

[Buzzman]

I was specifcally referring to the idea of being able to do "nothing", and doing "nothing" all day....

So why would you want to 'fnish' doing "nothing"...????

YMMV

[LakeSuperior]

I WRITE ALL MY JOKES IN CAPITALS...

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

[LakeSuperior]

In the beginning, there were only 25 letters in the English alphabet.

Nobody knew why.

[LakeSuperior]

A man walks into a Portuguese seafood restaurant carrying a fish under his arm.

He approaches the owner of the restaurant and says, “Does your restaurant serve fish cakes?”

The owner responds, “Yes, of course!”

And the man with the fish says, “Good, because it’s his birthday.”