The New Joke Thread

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[GILow]

Originally Posted by Jim Cate

??? Yep, obtuse...



Jim

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin

[LakeSuperior]

My Wife sent me a text that said,
"Your Great!"

So, naturally, I wrote back,
"No You're Great!!"

She's been walking around,
all Happy and Smiles . . .

Should I tell her I was just
correcting her grammar or
leave it . . ? ?

[BlueH2Obound]

Originally Posted by LakeSuperior

My Wife sent me a text that said,
"Your Great!"

So, naturally, I wrote back,
"No You're Great!!"

She's been walking around,
all Happy and Smiles . . .

Should I tell her I was just
correcting her grammar or
leave it . . ? ?

Depends on whether you actually ENJOY getting a heavy purse upside the face!

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vladimir_Lenin

It helps to look at the fine print on the bottle.
And remember that russians used to queue for many hours to visit Lenin's Tomb.


"Join the Party"
.
.
"Get hammered and sickled".
.
.
.
.
"A taste worth standing in line for"




Running up one side:
"Drink comrade drink, it's this or the gulag!

[GILow]

Originally Posted by StuM

It helps to look at the fine print on the bottle.

Despite the witty words, I suspect the stuff is just as vile as Vodka Cruiser.

[StuM]

Originally Posted by GILow

Despite the witty words, I suspect the stuff is just as vile as Vodka Cruiser.

Worse! It doesn't contain any alcohol

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I'm glad they cleared that up...

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The one in the middle looks funny...

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