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07-02-2020, 11:20
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by StuM
I can (even though its https - but not the site we had the https problems with earlier)
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The first couple of times I took the "s" off and the pic wouldn't show up at all, when I left the "s" on it showed up, but I wasn't sure if others could see it.
Thanks for the help!
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07-02-2020, 11:21
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#8537
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Adelie
Give him time.
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Hahaha!
You know me too well!
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07-02-2020, 11:37
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
Can everyone see the previous post?
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Yes and so going to give that a try.
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07-02-2020, 11:41
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Re: The New Joke Thread
There were more hot dogs than buns.
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07-02-2020, 11:52
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by JPA Cate
There were more hot dogs than buns.
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Some things never change...
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07-02-2020, 12:04
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Re: The New Joke Thread
jim is an optimist - saying there are more dogs than buns
A pessimist would have said "there are less buns than dogs.
A realist would say - guess some people like dogs without buns
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07-02-2020, 15:08
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Here you go, teacher / class jokes.
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07-02-2020, 15:22
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
Can everyone see the previous post?
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Yep no worries
I'm not seeing the humour in percolated penises though
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07-02-2020, 15:50
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by IslandHopper
Yep no worries
I'm not seeing the humour in percolated penises though
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I actually saw fingers first. Hmmm. What does that say about us?
But a brilliant idea for hot dogs!!
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07-02-2020, 23:50
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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08-02-2020, 00:08
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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08-02-2020, 02:31
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
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I cant see post 8546
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08-02-2020, 04:32
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by scaredycat
I cant see post 8546
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OK, here it is.
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08-02-2020, 12:58
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by scaredycat
I cant see post 8546
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We know, we know, we know, we know, we know . . . .
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08-02-2020, 13:46
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Re: The New Joke Thread
You know, with all the troubles in this world, from wars and crime and multiple kinds of human suffering, it's good sometimes to step back, take a deep breath, and, well, take a lesson from the Canadians: Fix the little things and the big things will take care of themselves.
Today's example comes from this week's International Boat Show at Vancouver: Twiggy the water skiing squirrel was kicked out of the boat show due to, well, its a squirrel!
https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...laws-1.5456776
Twiggy the water skiing squirrel under investigation for violating Vancouver bylaws.
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