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Old 07-02-2020, 11:20   #8536
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I can (even though its https - but not the site we had the https problems with earlier)
The first couple of times I took the "s" off and the pic wouldn't show up at all, when I left the "s" on it showed up, but I wasn't sure if others could see it.

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Give him time.
Hahaha!

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Can everyone see the previous post?
Yes and so going to give that a try.
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There were more hot dogs than buns.
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There were more hot dogs than buns.
Some things never change...
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jim is an optimist - saying there are more dogs than buns

A pessimist would have said "there are less buns than dogs.

A realist would say - guess some people like dogs without buns
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Old 07-02-2020, 15:08   #8542
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Here you go, teacher / class jokes.
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Yep no worries

I'm not seeing the humour in percolated penises though
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Yep no worries

I'm not seeing the humour in percolated penises though


I actually saw fingers first. Hmmm. What does that say about us?

But a brilliant idea for hot dogs!!
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OK, here it is.

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You know, with all the troubles in this world, from wars and crime and multiple kinds of human suffering, it's good sometimes to step back, take a deep breath, and, well, take a lesson from the Canadians: Fix the little things and the big things will take care of themselves.

Today's example comes from this week's International Boat Show at Vancouver: Twiggy the water skiing squirrel was kicked out of the boat show due to, well, its a squirrel!

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/briti...laws-1.5456776
Twiggy the water skiing squirrel under investigation for violating Vancouver bylaws.

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