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01-02-2020, 16:25
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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01-02-2020, 16:36
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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01-02-2020, 16:37
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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01-02-2020, 16:39
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01-02-2020, 16:39
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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01-02-2020, 16:40
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01-02-2020, 16:44
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Warning! Yanmar and Volvo use different bearings!
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01-02-2020, 16:45
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01-02-2020, 16:45
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01-02-2020, 16:46
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01-02-2020, 18:32
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Re: The New Joke Thread
........... Public Service Announcement............
....... Ministry of Health, Dept. of Social Services.......
Fine. Do whatever the heck you want in the privacy of the bedroom -
as long as it doesn't involve minors and it's consensual. Okay?
We're not making any judgements here.
BUT a word of advice from Karen: If you choose to engage in kinky sex
you're advised to have a so-called "safe word" that your partner(s)
understand your limits.
Experts (Karen) suggest that the best safeword is "Meatloaf"
because it means I would do anything for love but I won't do that.
This is a Public Service Announcement from the Ministry of Health,
Dept. of Social Services.
Director: Doctor I. M. Sryus.
Asst. Director: Karen B. Kosy
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02-02-2020, 13:58
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02-02-2020, 19:36
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02-02-2020, 19:47
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pelagic
Viral dysexia......?
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They should join DAM, Mothers Against Dyslexia.
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02-02-2020, 21:22
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A new commode for the half ass sailors out there.
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