The New Joke Thread

[ben2go]

Originally Posted by Saleen411

So, um,...I assume you gentlemen have the LARGE sized marine toilet that allow you to keep your man bits from touching any part of the bowl or water?

Yep the oblong style is on the boat that I occasionally go out on. Will be installing a similar bowl on my boat when I'm done building it.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by Saleen411

So, um,...I assume you gentlemen have the LARGE sized marine toilet that allow you to keep your man bits from touching any part of the bowl or water?

LOL..... Touche [emoji2]

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by ben2go

Yep the oblong style is on the boat that I occasionally go out on. Will be installing a similar bowl on my boat when I'm done building it.

I wanted to replace mine with the oblong style, however be advised it extends to the rear as much as forward, so leave room, I’d have to cut out the hull liner, and I’m not sure it’s worth that.

[Pelagic]

Is this not the standard size in the US?

[Saleen411]

Originally Posted by Pelagic

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That's IT!!!!!

[ontherocks83]

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[ben2go]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I wanted to replace mine with the oblong style, however be advised it extends to the rear as much as forward, so leave room, I’d have to cut out the hull liner, and I’m not sure it’s worth that.

Thanks for the heads up and incoming message so I don't high jack the thread to much.


And while I am at it. I don't think this has been posted. Correct me if I'm wrong.

[socaldmax]

[svmariane]

Finally reached the stage where I've been considering Lasik eye surgery. Got my doubts, though. Talked about it with the Doc and she said, well, just consider the worst case scenario. So I did.

The laser fries my eyeballs and they explode, leaving me blind and with intense pain for the rest of my life. I'd be walking down the street, newly blind, and stumble across some dead guy. Try to shake him awake - Wake up, cold man! -leaving my fingerprints and DNA all over the crime scene. Get arrested for murder. Get sent to prison. And you know what? Bubba ain't blind, and I won't see him coming. After me. Coming after me, I meant to say.

So yeah... I still wear eyeglasses.


I think I'm losing my sense of humor. Because I found the game "can you PROVE where your were two weeks ago" justifiably terrifying. Rules are simple. Imagine: Cops knock at your door. Detective asks something like where were you around eight PM on Tuesday, two weeks ago. Okay. Can you prove that?

Let's not get into probable cause and all that legal stuff. For the sake of the game can you PROVE where you were at zero-dark-thirty on the morning of whatever? Ahhh... So no alibi, huh?
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[socaldmax]