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25-08-2019, 15:33
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Eigenvector
a few good ones I got today................
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No doubt about it. It's plain old "wooster sauce" (no shire, Sherlock)
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25-08-2019, 17:21
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#6302
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Re: The New Joke Thread
♦ When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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25-08-2019, 17:22
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#6303
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Re: The New Joke Thread
♦ You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That’s your common sense leaving your body.
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25-08-2019, 17:23
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Re: The New Joke Thread
♦ The pharmacist asked me my birth date again today. I’m pretty sure she’s going to get me something.
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25-08-2019, 17:24
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Re: The New Joke Thread
♦ The reason Mayberry was so peaceful and quiet was because nobody was married. Andy, Aunt Bea, Barney, Floyd, Howard, Goober, Gomer, Sam, Earnest T Bass, Helen, Thelma Lou, Clara and, of course, Opie were all single. The only married person was Otis, and he stayed drunk.
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25-08-2019, 17:24
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#6306
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Re: The New Joke Thread
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
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25-08-2019, 17:27
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A husband is someone who, after taking the trash out, gives the impression that he just cleaned the whole house.
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25-08-2019, 17:28
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Therapy
[emoji815] When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body... men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
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I always saw them as the recreational parts [emoji4]
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25-08-2019, 17:49
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
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Been there before. Not necessarily.
If Jim marries Jane and she dies or they are divorced and he then marries Susie, then three people got married. )
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25-08-2019, 19:15
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Therapy
♦ I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?
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Either Muslims or Mormons.........
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25-08-2019, 23:32
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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In a democracy, the people get the government they deserve.
— Alexis de Tocqueville
Literally true.
Top quality education for all
regardless of location
with much higher government-funded resources for the poorest communities
not just available but pushed hard by the community
Combined with drastically reducing the inflence of the wealthy on our political processes
And drastically curtailing surveillance of our citizens by both corporations and government
Are **all** required together in order to reverse our accelerating headlong plunge into horrific dystopia.
I'm not optimistic.
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You left out universal free health care....!!!
And publicly owned not-for-profit banks.
Free drugs (medicines) State-provided.
Ahh. Penny drops. The three largest and best funded lobby groups.
Could that be.....????
Dystopia or dat topia, it's all the same to me! Just another weird lookin' shrub.
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26-08-2019, 08:09
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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27-08-2019, 04:43
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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27-08-2019, 07:25
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#6314
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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It's no surprise that you don't recognize it. It's believed to be the last remaining example of the supercharged AJS V4 race bike. That is the 1939 version, which is liquid cooled - earlier versions were air cooled and tended to overheat the rear cylinders. It is in the Sammy Miller museum and the rider is the indomitable Sammy Miller himself.
Sorry to interrupt the joke thread.
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Worth the interruption! Very cool!
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27-08-2019, 07:27
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#6315
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I’m glad that’s over now........
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