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21-08-2019, 15:24
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#6271
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: puɐןsuǝǝnb 'ʎɐʞɔɐɯ
Boat: Nantucket Island 33
Posts: 4,864
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by john61ct
Not a single one of those graphics displays in Tapatalk
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There's something wrong with your installation. They display just fine in my Android version of the app.
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21-08-2019, 16:16
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#6272
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cruiser
Join Date: Jan 2017
Boat: Retired from CF
Posts: 13,317
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Re: The New Joke Thread
hmm interesting.
v8.2.4, Android v7.1.1
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21-08-2019, 17:19
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#6273
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: puɐןsuǝǝnb 'ʎɐʞɔɐɯ
Boat: Nantucket Island 33
Posts: 4,864
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by john61ct
hmm interesting.
v8.2.4, Android v7.1.1
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I was using my old tablet this morning which is Android 6 (I think) with a recently updated Tapatalk. My phone is running 8.0 Android and TT 8.4.3 and it's also pulling up attachment pictures fine.
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21-08-2019, 18:05
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#6274
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cruiser
Join Date: Jan 2017
Boat: Retired from CF
Posts: 13,317
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Strange. Works fine on all the other forums.
Anyway NBD, and hardly funny.
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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."* The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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23-08-2019, 00:44
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#6275
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2009
Location: Bundaberg, Qld.
Posts: 2,192
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Q. Why are single women skinnier than married women?
A. Because single women see what is inside the fridge and go to bed. Married women see what is in bed and go to the fridge.
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23-08-2019, 05:31
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#6276
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,980
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Re: The New Joke Thread
An old mathematician turns 89...
Soon after, his friends and family are astounded as he suddenly begins taking up a variety of sports, buying the newest things, and being as active as if he were in his twenties.
Before long, they approach him, asking about this behavior in spite of his age. The man responds "Well of course I'm more active! I'm in my prime!"
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23-08-2019, 05:31
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#6277
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,980
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Patient: I get scared every time I think of big animals.
Therapist: We have pills for that, but bear in mind--
Patient: AAUUGGHH!!
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23-08-2019, 08:26
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#6278
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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23-08-2019, 12:45
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#6279
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2008
Boat: Teak Yawl, 37'
Posts: 2,980
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Some say that I'm condescending.
That means I talk down to people.
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I smacked my wifes butt and she got upset and said “Im trying to do the dishes!”
I yelled back “Im trying to do the dishwasher!”
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A man with authority walks into a bar.
He orders everyone around.
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23-08-2019, 13:08
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#6280
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Somebody once accused me of being condescending.
Yeah, right, like he had any idea what that means!
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23-08-2019, 13:35
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#6281
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Apparently Canadian authorities feel the same way I do...
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23-08-2019, 17:55
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#6282
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: New England
Boat: Catalina 42 MKII
Posts: 263
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by a64pilot
Looks like WERA vintage racing to me.
What kind of bike is that, I don’t recognize it at all.
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It's no surprise that you don't recognize it. It's believed to be the last remaining example of the supercharged AJS V4 race bike. That is the 1939 version, which is liquid cooled - earlier versions were air cooled and tended to overheat the rear cylinders. It is in the Sammy Miller museum and the rider is the indomitable Sammy Miller himself.
Sorry to interrupt the joke thread.
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23-08-2019, 19:57
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#6283
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
He should have tossed the raccoon out the window when he was done...
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23-08-2019, 20:27
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#6284
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Philippines in the winters
Boat: It’s in French Polynesia now
Posts: 11,368
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Re: The New Joke Thread
This goes for boats too!!!!!
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Faithful are the Wounds of a Friend, but the Kisses of the Enemy are Deceitful! ........
The measure of a man is how he navigates to a proper shore in the midst of a storm!
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24-08-2019, 19:43
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#6285
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Registered User
Join Date: Jul 2013
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 6,619
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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