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Old 30-03-2021, 06:53   #14686
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"What" is a 4 letter word
"Sometimes" is a 9 letter word
"Never" is a 5 letter word


(The question mark is incorrect punctuation. It's a statement, not a question)
Thanks Stu .... I'm quite happy to use punctuation as my excuse.[emoji4]
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It’s all about proportion.
Does the resemblance to Tyrone Rugen not bother anyone?

Edit: I am not judging, it just seems that was the point of the picture and no one mentions it.... seems weird.
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Does the resemblance to Tyrone Rugen not bother anyone?

Edit: I am not judging, it just seems that was the point of the picture and no one mentions it.... seems weird.
WTF is Tyrone Rugen.???
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Does the resemblance to Tyrone Rugen not bother anyone?

Edit: I am not judging, it just seems that was the point of the picture and no one mentions it.... seems weird.

Seriously?
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Seriously?
He ain't known for his face.....
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Worse than that, it's a four letter word ending in "k"!

Some of us say w w w w w?
Ever watch the old Dobie Gillis show? His beatnik friend Maynard G Krebs, every time the work "work" was spoken in his presence flinched and screeched "WORK!!!"

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Putin to the rescue....
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Do you dance?
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Boating and Biology.
I think there is some technology involved there too!
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6 new ones
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