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Old 21-02-2021, 13:13   #14296
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Old 21-02-2021, 13:15   #14297
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Old 21-02-2021, 13:15   #14298
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Old 21-02-2021, 13:16   #14299
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Having trouble understanding improper fractions?

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Old 22-02-2021, 03:27   #14301
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Old 22-02-2021, 08:26   #14304
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Did you hear that Carnival Cruise Lines has a new cruise out? You leave your senior citizens behind in the snow! It's called the TED Cruz!
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Ted's not the first person to go to Mexico because of ICE.


Just saying, as a Texan.
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Old 22-02-2021, 09:57   #14306
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There's a new retirement plan they've rolled out in New York.

Just stuff all of your senior citizens into understaffed nursing homes and let Covid-19 do the rest. It's called the Cuomo Plan.
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Ted's not the first person to go to Mexico because of ICE.


Just saying, as a Texan.


I see what you did there, cute :-)
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Old 23-02-2021, 09:05   #14310
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I know who Ted Cruz is (I think) but what has he done to prompt the Mexico meme? That hasnít made international news.
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