Thereís so much tax evasion in America ...
Itís almost as though the country was founded on it, or something.
A young man was born in a rich family
He had everything handed to him, never having to work
. One day though, his father gets arrested for tax evasion and the government
takes everything from him. Depressed and afraid, without knowing how to react, the young man decides to kill himself. As he is about to jump of a bridge, he sees an old man with white hair and beard, dressed in red.
- What are you doing my boy?
- Leave me alone old man, I have decided to kill myself.
- Now, is that a way to talk to Santa Claus? Ho ho ho, tell me what you want for Christmas
and I will give it to you.
- Really Santa? I would like to have my houses, my cars and my money
back. Is something like that possible?
- Of course my boy, nothing is impossible for Santa, ho ho ho. Christmas
magic is powerful you know.
- Oh Santa you saved me. Is there a way I can ever repay you?
- Well you could give me a bj.
- What? Really? Well i guess, I owe you, so...
After he gets down to business and the deed is done, the young man asks:
- So when will you bring my presents Santa?
- What was your name again my boy?
- And how old are you Dave?
- Isn't 30 a bit too old to believe in Santa, Dave?