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Old 13-10-2020, 06:45   #13156
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Old 13-10-2020, 10:12   #13157
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So...Anybody interested in a free ride in a helicopter for 4 people? I'm still looking for 2 more adults to join us. We leave early Saturday morning (October 17) from Worcester,MA and will fly to Gloucester,MA where we will have breakfast, then have lunch on a yacht.
Then well do a flight up the east coast to see the fall colors, returning to Gloucester for dinner, then fly back home. If interested, please message me. Preferably someone with a helicopter and yacht, otherwise we can't go...
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Id go but Im in Gloucester right now and dont want to go to Worcester.

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Small hand guns??
No, size challenged handguns should be the right term.
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Old 13-10-2020, 12:13   #13159
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At least it didn't say "ATM Machine."

THAT would have brought out all of us pedants!
Except one guy who would post "Can someone please explain? I don't get it..."

and the other guy, who of course can't download the images.


Three guesses who they are...
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Old 13-10-2020, 13:47   #13160
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They're handguns, not hand guns.

A small handgun is often called a "pocket pistol"
My late wife had a tiny "handgun" which would literally fit in the palm of your hand. Very nicely crafted. It was a little 6 shooter that took 22 caliber short rounds.

Cool little pistol...couldnt hit the side of barn at 20 paces with it, but cool. Where is that thing anyway....hmmm.
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Except one guy who would post "Can someone please explain? I don't get it..."

and the other guy, who of course can't download the images.


Three guesses who they are...
Why three guesses when there are only two questions??
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Old 13-10-2020, 13:54   #13162
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So what are small hand guns generically called?
Underwear Gun....

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Old 13-10-2020, 14:11   #13163
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Good joke, although technically we haven't combined guns with jokes. A gun is a crew served weapon.

This is a gun:

I knew I would screw it up. I should have said "firearm " or "rifle". Although I did see a bunch of teenagers try to figure out a muzzle loaded shotgun once. A video of that would be appropriate for the joke thread. Wait, shotGUN?? should it be shotsmoothbore?
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Why three guesses when there are only two questions??
In case you screw up the first 2 tries.
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In case you screw up the first 2 tries.
I dont get it....please explain?
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No, size challenged handguns should be the right term.
No, since "hand guns" would be a misnomer, the word "small" clearly relates to the word "hand".
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In case you screw up the first 2 tries.
Was there a picture with that?
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Old 13-10-2020, 17:42   #13169
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Four problems with that post;

1. The link starts with "http://https://" so it doesn't work
2. it's a link to a page, not to an image, so should hve used the Insert Link" button, not the "Insert Image" button.
3. It's a link to a Chinese language version of the page.
4. Its a link to a Facebook page so you will get a big "log in" splash screen unless you are logged in to Facebook.
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Good joke, although technically we haven't combined guns with jokes. A gun is a crew served weapon.

This is a gun:

So what's the minimum size boat you need to participate in the threads about carrying guns aboard? And I guess single handers are excluded regardless of boat size.
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