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06-10-2020, 14:29
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#13021
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Registered User
Join Date: May 2008
Location: puɐןsuǝǝnb 'ʎɐʞɔɐɯ
Boat: Nantucket Island 33
Posts: 4,864
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it
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06-10-2020, 14:55
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#13022
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CF Adviser
Join Date: Oct 2007
Boat: Van Helleman Schooner 65ft StarGazer
Posts: 10,280
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Words
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06-10-2020, 15:12
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#13023
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: New Orleans, LA
Posts: 419
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Re: The New Joke Thread
True story -I was telling my son about my problems at work, how they related to my inability to refrain from telling management what I thought about them to their face. He told me to get an emotional support parrot with Tourette's, or at least say it had Tourette's, and teach it to say "F*** off!" and other spicy comments. Go to work with the parrot on my shoulder, etc...
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06-10-2020, 15:13
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#13024
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the boat, somewhere in Australia.
Boat: Swanson 42 & Kelly Peterson 44
Posts: 9,126
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Lost Horizons
StuM, ever heard of a copyright law? What you just did and what you are provoking Socaldmax to do is illegal. Shame on you.
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I'd be hugely surprised if the site in question would have that view. After all, when the images are hyper-linked they do not display with any site context. (Some sites do watermark their hosted images.)
Also, by doing it the way StuM is suggesting, a significant load would be removed from their servers.
Finally, I am yet to meet a meme sharing web site with any sort of distribution or sharing limitations, it would kind of defeat the purpose since these things are freely contributed to aggregation sites for wider distribution, not created by the sites themselves.
Anyway, I can't be sure.of the site's copyright laws as I am geo-blocked as well. No great loss but scrolling past all the broken links is a reminder that not everyone really understands the concept of "international forum".
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06-10-2020, 23:04
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#13025
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Somewhere in French Polynesia
Boat: Dean 440 13.4m catamaran
Posts: 2,333
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Re: The New Joke Thread
cheers,
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06-10-2020, 23:42
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#13026
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Registered User
Join Date: Jun 2020
Location: Mainly aboard currently New Zealand
Boat: Custom steel schooner 15m oa
Posts: 163
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Bullshooter
True story -I was telling my son about my problems at work, how they related to my inability to refrain from telling management what I thought about them to their face. He told me to get an emotional support parrot with Tourette's, or at least say it had Tourette's, and teach it to say "F*** off!" and other spicy comments. Go to work with the parrot on my shoulder, etc...
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There are plenty in Lincoln zoo...
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-...shire-54340425
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07-10-2020, 02:00
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#13027
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Senior Cruiser
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Thunder Bay, Ontario - 48-29N x 89-20W
Boat: (Cruiser Living On Dirt)
Posts: 49,139
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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"If you didn't have the time or money to do it right in the first place, when will you get the time/$ to fix it?"
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07-10-2020, 08:00
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#13028
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Registered User
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: S. Oregon
Boat: '71 Cruise-A-Home Corsair 40' & Fiberform 28'
Posts: 108
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Parrots of speaking, I'm reminded of a Dave Attell joke...
I want a parrot, but I want mine to give me useful information- more like a Palm Pilot...
Bwack!
That doesn't look like a mole to me! Better use a condom with this one! Bwack!
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07-10-2020, 08:40
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#13029
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2013
Location: New Orleans, LA
Posts: 419
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Good one sailorphil! Lucky for me I don't need one any more. I retired and got the flock out of there!
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07-10-2020, 10:16
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#13030
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Mostly Texas
Boat: Lagoon 37 TPI
Posts: 541
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I had an AHA moment today.
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07-10-2020, 12:40
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#13031
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Registered User
Join Date: Oct 2014
Posts: 7,374
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lost Horizons
StuM, ever heard of a copyright law? What you just did and what you are provoking Socaldmax to do is illegal. Shame on you.
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Copy Schrodinger's Cat.
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07-10-2020, 19:42
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#13032
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Registered User
Join Date: Dec 2016
Location: Somewhere in French Polynesia
Boat: Dean 440 13.4m catamaran
Posts: 2,333
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Re: The New Joke Thread
i'm wondering if this is a joke or not ?
cheers,
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07-10-2020, 19:58
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#13033
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Moderator
Join Date: May 2008
Location: cruising SW Pacific
Boat: Jon Sayer 1-off 46 ft fract rig sloop strip plank in W Red Cedar
Posts: 21,156
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by chrisr
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Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...
Jim
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07-10-2020, 20:16
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#13034
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Registered User
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: WNC mountains U.S.
Boat: Haven't seen it yet. Bought on Ebay
Posts: 1,214
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cate
Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...
Jim
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But it is legal.
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07-10-2020, 20:56
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#13035
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Registered User
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: On the boat, somewhere in Australia.
Boat: Swanson 42 & Kelly Peterson 44
Posts: 9,126
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jim Cate
Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...
Jim
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I dunno... at least your are forewarned.
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