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Old 06-10-2020, 14:29   #13021
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A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you donít need it
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Old 06-10-2020, 14:55   #13022
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Old 06-10-2020, 15:12   #13023
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True story -I was telling my son about my problems at work, how they related to my inability to refrain from telling management what I thought about them to their face. He told me to get an emotional support parrot with Tourette's, or at least say it had Tourette's, and teach it to say "F*** off!" and other spicy comments. Go to work with the parrot on my shoulder, etc...
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Old 06-10-2020, 15:13   #13024
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StuM, ever heard of a copyright law? What you just did and what you are provoking Socaldmax to do is illegal. Shame on you.
I'd be hugely surprised if the site in question would have that view. After all, when the images are hyper-linked they do not display with any site context. (Some sites do watermark their hosted images.)

Also, by doing it the way StuM is suggesting, a significant load would be removed from their servers.

Finally, I am yet to meet a meme sharing web site with any sort of distribution or sharing limitations, it would kind of defeat the purpose since these things are freely contributed to aggregation sites for wider distribution, not created by the sites themselves.

Anyway, I can't be sure.of the site's copyright laws as I am geo-blocked as well. No great loss but scrolling past all the broken links is a reminder that not everyone really understands the concept of "international forum".
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Old 06-10-2020, 23:04   #13025
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Old 06-10-2020, 23:42   #13026
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True story -I was telling my son about my problems at work, how they related to my inability to refrain from telling management what I thought about them to their face. He told me to get an emotional support parrot with Tourette's, or at least say it had Tourette's, and teach it to say "F*** off!" and other spicy comments. Go to work with the parrot on my shoulder, etc...

There are plenty in Lincoln zoo...



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Old 07-10-2020, 02:00   #13027
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Old 07-10-2020, 08:00   #13028
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Parrots of speaking, I'm reminded of a Dave Attell joke...


I want a parrot, but I want mine to give me useful information- more like a Palm Pilot...

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Old 07-10-2020, 08:40   #13029
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Good one sailorphil! Lucky for me I don't need one any more. I retired and got the flock out of there!
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I had an AHA moment today.
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Old 07-10-2020, 12:40   #13031
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StuM, ever heard of a copyright law? What you just did and what you are provoking Socaldmax to do is illegal. Shame on you.
Copy Schrodinger's Cat.
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Old 07-10-2020, 19:42   #13032
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i'm wondering if this is a joke or not ?


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Old 07-10-2020, 19:58   #13033
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Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...

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Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...

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But it is legal.
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Not funny if you are anchored just behind this vessel...



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I dunno... at least your are forewarned.
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