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Old 21-09-2020, 17:13   #12691
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Bill Gates woke up in the morning and found that his Mexican housekeepers were gone.

He asked his wife Melinda where they went, who replied that Steve Jobs showed up earlier and offered them the same work at his mansion for double their previous wage.

Bill became furious. "Damn, Jobs, coming here and taking our immigrants!"
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Nice repeat here...

A man walks into a seafood restaurant and was told they had Lobster Tails on special for $1.

“They must be small," he says
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"No, they're normal size," replies the waitress.

"Well they're old then."

"Fresh today," she answers.

"Then I'll have one," says the man, smiling.

The waitress takes him to table and he sits down.

"Once upon a time," she begins, "There was a big red lobster ..."
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Old 21-09-2020, 17:50   #12701
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FWIW, Socalmax's posts are once again coming up blank for me...

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I'm still removing the "S" and posting them as HTTP links, I'm not sure what else to try. I'm open to suggestions.
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I'm still removing the "S" and posting them as HTTP links, I'm not sure what else to try. I'm open to suggestions.
Don't change anything. It's all good.
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Don't change anything. It's all good.
May be good for you, but it ain't for me... and up until quite recently I was seeing all his posts. Something has changed, but not sure on which end of the posting/receiving.

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FWIW, Socalmax's posts are once again coming up blank for me...

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I get this problem occasionallly and find that refreshing the page works - I sometimes have to do it several times. Wondering whether it's something like bandwidth buffering. win 10 firefox adblock
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