What do you get when you use vowels and consonants to derive jokes?
all the vowels from our Scrabble set.
So I sold it on Ebay as a Welsh edition.
People claim that in the English language, y can be a vowel
but I think that's just a myth
British English now has only 3 vowels: A I O
They officially left E U
Is there a word that contains all the vowels, including Y?
I fell in love with a girl who only knew four vowels
She didn't know I existed
My wife and I had an argument as to which is the most important vowel.
I once met a guy who was convinced that there were no word in the English language with more syllables than vowels. I tried to explain to him that he was wrong, but he refuses to accept criticism.
I was really happy when I discovered a word with all five vowels.
It was euphoria.
Why is "o" the noisiest vowel?
All the others are in audible.
Recently I wrote ‘blender’ with the wrong vowel
It was a blunder
Just found out I have irritable vowel syndrome...
Every time “U” tell me “I” have to do something it irritates the $h*t out of me.
So a vowel saves another vowel's life.
The other vowel says, "Aye E! I owe you!"
I hate people who complain about hard vowel sounds.
They’re all a bunch of soft-e’s.
I looked longingly into my beloved's eyes and whispered, "A, E, I, O, U...and sometimes, Y."
The priest then turned to her. "And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"
My friend is running around trying to get rid of silent vowels
but I say it's a waste of Tim.
Caution this next one may not be Politically Correct.
What do you get when you take the vowels out of Reince Priebus' name?
RNC PR BS
all control of my vowels...
Now I'm completely in consonant.
Have "I" expended the limit on this topic, yet? Or should I contin U?