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Old 08-09-2020, 16:47   #12436
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I bought a dachshund on a cowboys recommendation.

He told me to get a long little doggy.
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A man was reportedly shot over two hundred times last night with an upholstery gun....

Doctors say that he's fully recovered.
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.
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Old 08-09-2020, 17:47   #12439
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Reminds me of posting a joke on here...

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The winner of the chili contest!
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OK, I actually sprayed coffee out of my nose when I saw this one...

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People are still listing Pluto as a planet?
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Pluto is a planet, nobody cares about the naysayers <grin>
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