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Old 05-09-2020, 12:12   #12406
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Old 05-09-2020, 12:16   #12407
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Explained, yet further, please.

I'm clearly missing it, whatever the IT is.



Thank you.
Count your blessings you don't know any vegans, crossfitters or crossfit vegans.

They rank right up there with born again ex-drunks at Christmas parties.
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Old 05-09-2020, 12:17   #12408
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Laughter is the best medicine, when there is no sure cure or vaccine.
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Old 05-09-2020, 12:26   #12409
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Count your blessings you don't know any vegans, crossfitters or crossfit vegans.

They rank right up there with born again ex-drunks at Christmas parties.
Sorry, definitely not in the know.

Vegans? Not many here about, or at least willing to openly admit it.

Montaņa: 2.5 million grass fed cattle (so I suppose they qualify as the Vegans); 1 million humans (where BYOB, means Bring Your Own Beef).

Crossfit? Say, what!

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Old 05-09-2020, 13:39   #12410
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So did some browsing about Crossfit and kept coming upon subject discussions like this [see image below]. As Paul Harvey used to say: So now you [read, I] know the rest of the story.

There be those days when one feels a tad out of touch. I and my family having opted to discontinue watching TV and cut the cable for going on 27 years now. There be those discussions where a person makes a reference to some show and I am like clueless.

Reality TV, what is that? No Really, what is that?

Game of Thrones - Uh, seemingly something to do with Royalty or Toilets. Who is the Game Show Host?

Fox News, is that the sister channel to Coyote News, or is that the channel with the really good looking news anchors?

The Super Bowl. Which alley is it being played in this year. What bowler do you think will win? What will be the highest score?

The US Open? Uhm, I'm pretty sure that the border has been closed and a wall partially built.

Which is favored as to The America's Cup: Very certain that be the Red Solo.
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Old 05-09-2020, 14:46   #12411
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A RECENT STUDY HAS FOUND THAT WOMEN WHO CARRY A LITTLE EXTRA WEIGHT LIVE LONGER THAN THE MEN WHO MENTION IT.
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Old 05-09-2020, 14:50   #12412
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A Dad Joke:
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Old 05-09-2020, 15:00   #12413
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Over Crossfitted. Got it now.
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Old 05-09-2020, 17:37   #12415
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I spent 35 years without a TV in my life.....it was bliss....
then I decided to step into the 21st century....

my first cell phone....required one to carry a bag over your shoulder....it was just a phone.....you used it to talk to people....I loved it....meant I didn't have to look for a phone booth anymore...it had limited coverage though....cell towers were a rare sight back then...

then the apple cellphone and internet came along.... and the world as I know it, has come to an end....texting is the new language...spoken english (american) is no more....

I would love to see today's modern citizenry survive just one day...24 hours....without a cellphone glommed to their faces...you think the C-19 pandemic is bad...ha.....child's play compared to cellphonitis, which will have the world in tailspin.....teens especially.....

you don't need to drop an a-bomb or need super carriers anymore to win a war...just knock out a handful of cell towers....

I've heard about this "America's Cup" thing....what is it ?? Do you drink out of it ?? Where is it ? Is it here in America ??
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This is what carbon dating leads to.
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I couldn't resist, took this at the beach a while back!
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