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Old 21-07-2020, 05:13   #11791
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it just takes one feisty bugger swimming around to break from the pack and cause mayhem for you ......
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Old 21-07-2020, 06:16   #11792
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Guess who's about to get blamed for the apple incident...


2 thoughts

The lord said "don't eat the apples--be fruitful and multiply.
Today we say sex is bad --apples are healthy.

2nd lets try the apples and see what comes up.
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Old 21-07-2020, 08:08   #11793
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I think if you do get this, you're too old...




This is the song that never ends. And it goes on and on my friends ...
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Old 21-07-2020, 14:58   #11794
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Would they not be all a bit different due to changing diet and age from last deposit?....
BIOTL. blame it on the lockdown
instead of the
Bottle
yes, some bit errors during copy & paste...
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Old 21-07-2020, 15:59   #11795
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It's amazing how many times per day I look at someone and say to myself, "You're the product of the sperm that got in? The world is doomed!"
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Old 21-07-2020, 16:05   #11796
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I was talking to a young lady earlier today and she mentioned something about drinking beer out of a mug instead of a can or bottle.

I was floored! Here I am, 60 yrs old and all of these yrs I've been drinking it out of a funnel like I learned in college!
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Old 21-07-2020, 17:48   #11797
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a funnel....now I'm the on that is confused, I drink my beverages from the exposed belly button of a cute chick laying on a table....

what's a mug ??
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Old 21-07-2020, 18:35   #11798
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what's a mug ??

Looked in a mirror recently?




(Come on, you asked for that one. )
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Old 21-07-2020, 19:06   #11799
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It's so hot here.................
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Old 21-07-2020, 23:06   #11800
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Might not be everyone's taste...

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Old 21-07-2020, 23:09   #11801
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Old 22-07-2020, 05:29   #11802
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a mug is really my cute handsome manly face......???

why, I never knew...I'll tell my wife...she always tells me " come here, you handsome mug"...so now I finally know....

thank you...thank you....thank you...
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Old 22-07-2020, 06:51   #11803
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Your wife might need to visit an Optometrist!
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Old 22-07-2020, 07:02   #11804
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How do you spot the blind guy at a nudist colony?

It's not hard.
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Old 22-07-2020, 07:49   #11805
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nah, my wife has 20/20 vision.....she knows a good thing when she sees it
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