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Old 11-07-2020, 10:18   #11701
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A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus. The man goes to the bus driver and asks him if he knows of a way for him to have sex with the nun. "Well," says the bus driver, "every night at 8 o'clock, she goes to the cemetery to pray. If you dress up as God, I'm sure you could convince her to have sex with you." The man decides to try it, and dresses up in his best God costume. At eight, he sees the nun and appears before her. "Oh, God!" she exclaims. "Take me with you!" The man tells the nun that she must first have sex with him to prove her loyalty. The nun says yes, but tells him she prefers anal sex. Before you know it, they're getting down to it, having nasty, grunty, loud sex. After it's over, the man pulls off his God disguise. "Ha, ha!" he says, "I'm the man from the bus!" "Ha, ha!" says the nun, removing her costume, "I'm the bus driver!"
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Apparently, the fat stripper gets more action than you'd think.

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Hmmmm...

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Old 12-07-2020, 14:37   #11710
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Did you know, that after 108 years, the Titanic’s swimming pool is still full of water?
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Old 12-07-2020, 16:31   #11711
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Just finished a needlepoint gift for my bride...

"I love you more today than Yesterday...
Yesterday, you really pissed me off!"
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Old 13-07-2020, 05:53   #11713
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The British scientists dig a hole 20' deep in the countryside and discover traces of copper wire and deduce that Britain had a telecommunication network 150 years ago....

Not to be outdone, their American counterparts dig a hole 30' deep and also find traces of copper wiring, deducing that the USA had a developed telecommunications system 250 years ago, beating the Brits by 100 years.

The Irish, never to take anything lying down, dig a hole 40' deep, but find not a damned thing, but announce to the world, that it was because 250 years ago, the Irish had already developed wifi.
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