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Old 28-06-2020, 20:21   #11536
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Old 28-06-2020, 20:22   #11537
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Old 28-06-2020, 20:23   #11538
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Old 29-06-2020, 05:42   #11539
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You order one pizza and you love it. Next time you order a pizza and a garlic bread. Before you know it, you're eating pizzas for every meal and you get withdrawal symptoms if you don't get one...

That's the domino effect...
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What do dead people and boats have in common?

The wake comes after they pass...
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A local electrician was arrested and charged for battery yesterday...

...he ended up spending the night in a dry cell.
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Old 29-06-2020, 05:56   #11542
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My friend and I were in a casual discussion waiting for a bus and a cab stopped by...

Cab driver: Airport?

Me: Drive straight and take a left.

Cab driver: ...

Me: ...

Cab driver: Oookkayyy.. (takes off)

Me: ... (visible confusion)

My friend: (Facepalms) He didn't ask for directions
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Old 29-06-2020, 07:18   #11543
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Old 29-06-2020, 16:25   #11544
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A man in a bar overhears a couple of large ladies talking with a funny accent. "Excuse me, are you lassies from Scotland?" he asks. "It's Wales" says one of them. "Oh, I'm sorry, are you whales from Scotland?"
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Someone is quite masochistic to teach them that.
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Old 29-06-2020, 23:40   #11546
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