The New Joke Thread

[socaldmax]

There is a difference...

[smbdyiam2]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

2017 wasn't worth a repeat. 2019 was kind of forgettable. 2020 has hands on emergency escape plan.

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OK, this one made me LOL!

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It's even tougher if you can't spell "you're" correctly.

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Nike Reports Surprise $790 Million Loss, 46% Plunge in North American Sales

New York (AFP) – Sports giant Nike reported a surprise loss Thursday as shutdowns due to COVID-19 prompted a big drop in revenues in spite of higher online sales.

I see what they did there...

[LakeSuperior]

Man walks into a bar with his pet giraffe...

After a few hours the drunken pair get up to leave.

The giraffe stumbles and falls to the floor unconscious, the man walks on.

"Oi" shouts the bar man, "You can't just leave THAT lyin' there"

The man turns as says:

"It's not a lion, it's a giraffe"

[LakeSuperior]

A physicist installed two antennas on the same roof of an observatory.

The antennae quickly fell in love, went on many dates and were soon married. The wedding went off without a hitch . . .

But there was no reception.

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[smbdyiam2]

I looked on a stores web site for some air powered tools. great they have both that I wanted and a lower price than expected. I looked for a faucet part. It said they were out and would have some by about 2weeks. Went to store 15 minutes later. could not find power tools so asked for help. Was told that they did not carry those tools . Had a similar one that was 4 times the price. No thanks. Just for fun while waiting for daughter I looked at faucet parts. They had a full rack of 12 of the parts I needed . Sorry I had just ordered from ------.
Still needed power tools so looked at a tool supply company web site. Great they have both tools at closeout price even cheaper than the first company. Daughter going to this town and will be across street from store . She calls to tell me they are out of both those tools and have been for couple weeks. I just ordered from ------ again. will be here in couple days.
Is this a joke or todays way of doing business? No wonder ------ is growing every day. I wasted time looking at 2 websites and going to 1 store and daughter wasted time going to other. getting every thing from one source faster and cheaper. I keep telling my self computers don't make mistakes. Just the people running them. maybe the virus did it?

[S-V SAGA]

Originally Posted by sailorphil9

Understandable, although it would be hard to hang anyone as the door would close, I assume...Reuters pic released by NASCAR today

Wouldn't a bowline make more sense? It's easier to tie and uses less rope.