thunk i've seen this before...but maybe not here, so please don't heckle me if it's a repeat ;
A woman writes to the IT Technical support Guy..
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0,MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1 . Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems but it just doesn't seem to work
What can I do?
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First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system **.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Beer
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
To summarize - Husband 1.0 is a great OS You might consider buying
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend: Cooking
3.0 and reverting to Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck Madam!
IT SUPPORT DESK.