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Old 18-06-2020, 01:10   #11236
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That's no joke, it's a fundamental truth.
(Well it is in my case, at least).
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Old 18-06-2020, 01:13   #11237
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Notice he has no toilet paper...


Not even a rabbit?
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Old 18-06-2020, 02:13   #11238
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Yes and Knick Knack is still attending to Paddy, who is trying to quit whacking off.

I'm pretty sure I have posted this before... warning.. involves cricket commentary..

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Old 18-06-2020, 02:27   #11239
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Yep, dog logic is kinda weird sometimes.

For instance, this is my dog sleeping comfortably.

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I think your dog may have a drinking problem... same as mine....

When about a year old he used to quite often sleep like this.....

OK the bottle is a prop.....
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Old 18-06-2020, 02:29   #11240
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I think your dog may have a drinking problem... same as mine....



When about a year old he used to quite often sleep like this.....



OK the bottle is a prop.....


They HAVE to meet! Soul mates.
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They HAVE to meet! Soul mates.
Well next time you find yourself running the rapids down the Black Dog Creek you must drop in...

Black Dog Creek

We aren't quite on the banks of the Black Dog... just a tributary.... but Mount Pilot... salient feature in the last blogpost ... can be seen from the galley...
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Yep, dog logic is kinda weird sometimes.

For instance, this is my dog sleeping comfortably.

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Let me guess: Is that an Airedale or more fondly known as an Airebear?
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Old 18-06-2020, 03:07   #11244
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I had to submit a nude pic of my girlfriend.

When I tried to submit a nude pic of myself, the email bounced with the notification "invalid email address."
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My neighbor calls it A G E


I say I have the advanced state of O L D A G E
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I went to Dr. for pain in my back.
Dr asks" when does it hurt?"
"When I laugh."
Dr " don't laugh" :HA HA HA :


Now he wants to treat me for depression.
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Re: The New Joke Thread

An American goes to a bar in Ireland, and after a few drinks makes this announcement "I bet $100, there is no man in this bar that can drink ten pints of Guinness in a row"

O'Riley, sitting at the bar next to him, considers this bet, but leaves, only to return 30 minutes later and says to the American " I'll take that bet" and without further ado downs 10 pints....
The American is impressed but asks O'Riley "didn't I see you leave just a little while ago?"
O'Riley responds " Ayr, sure, I had to walk down to Murphy's bar to see if I could do it first before taking your bet"
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