Originally Posted by LakeSuperior
A bass player found a brass lamp on the beach
I passed this on to a friend who is a bass player, he replied:
Into the darkest Africa
the safari goes. And that night as the sun went
down, drums started, and they went all night.
Next day the leader of the safari went to see the chief. Says "Chief,
could you maybe 86 the drums around 9pm? They're keeping us all awake".
Chief: When drum stop. Bad thing happens." "Well, OK chief, do the best
Next night the sun goes down, the drums start up and they drum all night.
Next day the leader goes to the chief again and says, "Chief, two days now we haven't got any sleep. Can't you do something about the all night
drumming?" Chief: When drum stop, bad thing happen." "All right, but
please give us a break here."
Third night same thing. Safari leader confronts the chief. "Chief, this is
serious. Everyone crank to the point of violence. The porters are
quitting the camp. I don't think we can handle another night..."
The chief interrupts: "When drum stop..."
Leader "Yes, yes. When drum stop a bad thing happens. What HAPPENS WHEN THE DRUMS STOP??!!"
Chief: When drum stop, Bass solo."
As you can tell from the "86", he's a septic