The New Joke Thread

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[LakeSuperior]

What's Dr. Frankenstein's favorite division in a company?

Human resources...

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I started a yacht business in the attic.

Sails are through the roof...

[LakeSuperior]

A bass player found a brass lamp on the beach and rubbed the sand off of it. A genie popped out and said I will grant you three wishes in your lifetime.

The bass player said, “I wish to be the best bass player in all of America.”

The genie responded, “your wish is my command.”

The bass player then spent the next few years touring with some of the biggest bands in the country

He eventually got bored of just staying in America so he found the genie again and said, “I wish to be the best bass player in the world.”

The genie responded “your wish is my command.”

Soon, he was on a world wide tour. But he again eventually got bored and found the genie one last time and said, “I want to be better than any bass player has ever been.”

Suddenly he was on tour as the rhythm guitarist of a middle school cover band.

[ArmyDaveNY]

Originally Posted by a64pilot

I think you have the SoCal disease, because I have yet to see a single post that you link to somewhere else, just small grayed out boxes.

Every once in a great while I would have this issue. For me (Windows 10 and Firefox) I would just sign in and then I have no more issues. Weird but it worked for me. Good luck!

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[smbdyiam2]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

Kid's thinking " I know what I what for Christmas"

[chrisr]

Originally Posted by MicHughV

as a sport, it has it's dangerous moments....back in the day, you, as the batter would face a bowler trying to hurl a rock hard ball at you with all the speed he can muster...the ball must bounce on the ground first before trying to kill you...
wearing a crotch protector was mandatory...and you think this is a wimpy game...
nowadays, players wear full body armor, helmets similar to football players, so the ball won't demolish all your front teeth, but back in my day, it was risky business...and that's no joke !!

australian test player phil hughes was killed in 2014 when hit by a bouncer when playing a Sheffield Shield match between South Australia and New South Wales at the Sydney Cricket Ground

extremely sad (and fortunately rare) event...

cheers,

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by smbdyiam2

Kid's thinking " I know what I what for Christmas"

Nowadays that might actually mean a sex change.

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