A bass player found a brass lamp on the beach and rubbed the sand off of it. A genie popped out and said I will grant you three wishes in your lifetime.
The bass player said, “I wish to be the best bass player in all of America.”
The genie responded, “your wish is my command.”
The bass player then spent the next few years touring with some of the biggest bands in the country
He eventually got bored of just staying in America so he found the genie again and said, “I wish to be the best bass player in the world.”
The genie responded “your wish is my command.”
Soon, he was on a world wide tour. But he again eventually got bored and found the genie one last time and said, “I want to be better than any bass player has ever been.”
Suddenly he was on tour as the rhythm guitarist of a middle school