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Old 12-06-2020, 08:18   #10951
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Old 12-06-2020, 09:45   #10953
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"I swear, as God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...."

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You just reminded me again how old I am.
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I had an eye doctor tell me I would never see 2020. Now I wonder if I will see it through.
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Old 12-06-2020, 14:22   #10955
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to guys are standing on a dock at a marina taking a leak...

guy # 1, thinking to be smart turns to his friend an sez" dang, that water is cold"...

without skipping a beat, guy # 2 sez..." yep, and deep too"...
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Old 12-06-2020, 14:39   #10956
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So I saw this and felt it was a perfect analogy for boat work

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to guys are standing on a dock at a marina taking a leak...

guy # 1, thinking to be smart turns to his friend an sez" dang, that water is cold"...

without skipping a beat, guy # 2 sez..." yep, and deep too"...
And muddy at he bottom.
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On the bright side, when the pandemic surges again in the fall, it will completely wipe out our alien invaders, because they have no herd immunity. So, we'll enjoy a month of relief before the asteroid completely wipes us out, too.


I feel so much better now, thank you.
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So I saw this and felt it was a perfect analogy for boat work

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one job always turns into 10. Now try to explain that to the little misses.
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one job always turns into 10. Now try to explain that to the little misses.
We have a running joke about my spice rack job. Still not finished, though I did removed and clean the SS fuel tanks as part of it, and rebuild the entire sink area
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We have a running joke about my spice rack job. Still not finished, though I did removed and clean the SS fuel tanks as part of it, and rebuild the entire sink area
I like to tell misses that at the rates I charge while unemployed , I can't afford to work for myself. then I say that I don't have the money to have a repairman fix it so we just live with it till ------ trashed.
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Donít forget the weather.

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