An older lady was in the parking lot, headed for the last spot on that aisle when a much younger man came flying up from the other direction in his Porsche and screached into the parking spot.
Enraged, she laid on the horn and yelled out the window, "Hey!! That was my parking spot! You took my parking spot!!" The young guy smiled a smug smile at her, tossed his keys in the air, caught them and chirped his alarm
even more enraged, she backed up her Cadillac Fleetwood and put it in Drive, then mashed the gas pedal and the massive machine smoked the tires and hit the Porsche, driving it into the car in front of it and shortening it by at least a foot! She backed up again and rammed the Porsche with all of the power and mass of her huge luxury car and this time the Porsche crushed down another 2 feet.
As the young man stood there, frozen in disbelief and looking on in shocked amazement, she backed up again and rammed the Porsche for a third time, crushing it into a small pile of twisted steel
and smoking rubble. Now the Cadillac was most of the way into the parking spot and the old lady slowly climbed out of her wrecked car. The young man was on his knees, sobbing uncontrollably.
the old lady tottered past the young punk, tossed her keys into the air and let them hit the pavement. She said, "That's how the old and the rich do it..."