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Old 09-06-2020, 07:36   #10906
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I was thinking Art. Art =artemis = bear = Bare.
Mind drifts more than my boat.
Drift? That's more like leap!
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I chucked my cell phone into the ocean.

It's still synching.
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Old 09-06-2020, 07:45   #10908
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What kind of award do you give someone who has not moved a muscle in over a year?

A trophy.
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I used to be addicted to drinking transmission fluid...

...until my life changed gears
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As I write this I'm trying to assemble bicycle wheels using a very complex process.

Damn, I spoke too soon.
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Old 09-06-2020, 08:13   #10911
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Airlines will be scrambling to make up for lost revenue - I've heard they'll be charging a fee if you're carrying emotional baggage on board.
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I didn't mean to be Rude. It is just those 4 letter words. I have problems with them Like snow, rain, wind, hail, work, cold, work, more work, stop, then up popped bear, and bare. sorry. Mind was wondering again. Hope it comes back soon. I'm hungry, food oh no there it goes again .

Erudite | Definition of Erudite by Merriam-Webster

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Erudite derives via Middle English "erudite" from Latin eruditus, the past participle of the verb erudire, meaning "to instruct." A closer look at that verb shows that it is formed by combining the prefix e-, meaning "missing" or "absent," with the adjective "rudis," which means "rude" or "ignorant" and is also the source of our word rude. We typically use the word rude to mean "discourteous" or "uncouth" but it can also mean "lacking refinement" or "uncivilized"; someone who is erudite, therefore, has been transformed from a roughened or uninformed state to a polished and knowledgeable one through a devotion to learning.

I think it comes from this title of new joke thread.


All I know is Im eruditer than some.
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Old 09-06-2020, 22:20   #10917
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Old 10-06-2020, 00:28   #10918
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Dang, they caught Jughead!
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I drive around and sell pies out of my car, steak pies for $8 and bacon and egg pies for $9




These are the pie rates of the car I be in.
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Now, are you doing this in the Caribbean?
If yes, is selling pie-rates over there considered slave trade?
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