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Old 31-05-2020, 02:38   #10681
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Old 31-05-2020, 04:10   #10682
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??? Yep, obtuse...



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Old 31-05-2020, 05:48   #10683
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Re: The New Joke Thread

My Wife sent me a text that said,
"Your Great!"

So, naturally, I wrote back,
"No You're Great!!"

She's been walking around,
all Happy and Smiles . . .

Should I tell her I was just
correcting her grammar or
leave it . . ? ?
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My Wife sent me a text that said,
"Your Great!"

So, naturally, I wrote back,
"No You're Great!!"

She's been walking around,
all Happy and Smiles . . .

Should I tell her I was just
correcting her grammar or
leave it . . ? ?

Depends on whether you actually ENJOY getting a heavy purse upside the face!
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It helps to look at the fine print on the bottle.
And remember that russians used to queue for many hours to visit Lenin's Tomb.


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It helps to look at the fine print on the bottle.

Despite the witty words, I suspect the stuff is just as vile as Vodka Cruiser.
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Despite the witty words, I suspect the stuff is just as vile as Vodka Cruiser.

Worse! It doesn't contain any alcohol
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I'm glad they cleared that up...

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The one in the middle looks funny...


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