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28-05-2020, 19:39
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by svmariane
Okay! By the way - my day job is "retired".
C'mon, you don't think the Panda joke was funny? A little bit? Anchor baby? What with the US crackdown not only on illegal immigrants but also LEGAL immigrants? No?
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I love your jokes, but I am afraid for a wide audience to react so you get invited again; I am afraid that type of humor maybe outdated.
Last comedian I remember that could pull this off was Steven Wright back in the late 70’s and early 80’s. Not sure if you know him but he had this type of humor
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29-05-2020, 03:23
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#10652
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by carstenb
Stu,
I'm sure you've heard of he constipated mathematician?
He worked out the problem with his pencil..................
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That was the first joke I ever heard as a wee scotish lad in a place called
Lesmahagow.. Thanks!
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29-05-2020, 04:29
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#10653
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Please don't anthropomorphize animals...
They hate that.
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29-05-2020, 04:29
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#10654
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Re: The New Joke Thread
The man who kidnapped me was named Dave Green.
But everyone keeps calling him Mike Aptor.
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29-05-2020, 04:30
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I'm like a walking encyclopedia....
I'm old, know it all, and nobody wants me.
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29-05-2020, 06:52
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by LakeSuperior
The man who kidnapped me was named Dave Green.
But everyone keeps calling him Mike Aptor.
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Shirley, everyone (except you) would call him York Aptor?
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29-05-2020, 07:21
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#10657
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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29-05-2020, 07:52
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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29-05-2020, 09:06
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by StuM
Shirley, everyone (except you) would call him York Aptor?
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Shirley?
Surely, thou doest mean surely?
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29-05-2020, 09:17
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Re: The New Joke Thread
...and don't call me Shirley.
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29-05-2020, 09:24
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by carstenb
Shirley?
Surely, thou doest mean surely?
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Ashley, I meant what I wrote to be taken phonetically.
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29-05-2020, 12:53
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Re: The New Joke Thread
a few
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29-05-2020, 12:54
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Re: The New Joke Thread
And the best one I got today..........
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29-05-2020, 14:57
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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29-05-2020, 15:03
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#10665
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Eigenvector
And the best one I got today..........
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I once met a family where 3 out of 4 kids were like that. It turns out kid #1 was raised by mom and dad, then mom went to work and kids 2 - 4 were raised by grandma, who gave them a lot of coffee when they were babies and toddlers to keep them awake all day and asleep all night. The theory held by kid #1 and the parents was that it was the high doses of coffee.
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