The New Joke Thread

[Yellowtulip]

Don't take it personally, socaldmax. You're doing a great job.

[Tom_F]

Originally Posted by Yellowtulip

Don't take it personally, socaldmax. You're doing a great job.

What Yellowtulip said! PLEASE keep up the good work. It certainly brightens my day and the days of those I share these with.

[socaldmax]

Kentucky teen pregnancies hit an all time low

as quarantines shut down family reunions

[Tayana42]

Socaldmax, If an orchestra had wifi...
Would that be a band with bandwidth?

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

CAN ADMINS OF THIS GROUP DO A BETTER JOB OF MONITORING WHO IS ALLOWED IN HERE PLEASE?! WE HAVE A NEW MEMBER, AN ELDERLY WOMAN. SHE'S BEEN PRIVATELY MESSAGING MEMBERS, SENDING THEM NAKED PICTURES OF HERSELF IN NASTY POSES ALONG WITH CLOSE UPS OF HER UNMENTIONABLES. SHE IS OFFERING AN IPHONE 8+ IN EXCHANGE FOR SEXUAL FAVORS. I AM ESPECIALLY BOTHERED BECAUSE IT TURNED OUT TO BE AN IPHONE 6 AND OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING'S WRONG WITH IT. IT'S SUPER SLOW AND THE CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON.THANK YOU!

[Tayana42]

An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

[Tayana42]

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"

[socaldmax]

Originally Posted by Tayana42

Socaldmax, If an orchestra had wifi...
Would that be a band with bandwidth?

I think so, if they had broadband.

[socaldmax]

[Tayana42]

A clown held the door open for me. It was such a nice jester.

[Tayana42]

We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law, but have you heard of Cole’s Law?
Well, it’s finely chopped bits of cabbage and carrots.

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

Name this fish...

[socaldmax]