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Not to brag, but I just
went into another
room and actually
remembered why I
went in there.

It was the
bathroom, but still...
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Ha, I recall that sign, it was along Hwy 93 just north of Polson, Montana, about 3 miles from my home. Always got a chuckle when I headed toward Kalispell.
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Old 22-05-2020, 18:12   #10482
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Not to brag, but I just
went into another
room and actually
remembered why I
went in there.

It was the
bathroom, but still...
Stum,
If your worry is bandwidth. Reposting jokes uses bandwidth as well. Let's put it down to lock down stir crazy.
Now for a joke.
Why doesn't Barbie have kids?
Ken always cums in a different box...
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Stum,
If your worry is bandwidth. Reposting jokes uses bandwidth as well. Let's put it down to lock down stir crazy.
Now for a joke.
Why doesn't Barbie have kids?
Ken always cums in a different box...

Yep, 133 bytes versus 37,000


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"Seriously, most jokes aren't any funnier simply because someone put the text in white letters over some background image."
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wow...

just when I thought I'd heard it all.

It used to be, "Eat all of your food, there are starving kids in India!!"

Apparently now it's "Don't post memes, there are people starving for bandwidth in (wherever)!"

What do you guys do about watching videos on Youtube? No YT? Lots of really good videos on YT, not just funny, but good stuff on cruising, boat repairs, affordable internet, etc.

As much as I empathize with your plight, it's a time management issue for me. If the jokes were still being typed out, I'd just C&P and drop them in here. But I'm finding them in meme form, and instead of whining at those who shared them with me about people starving for bandwidth in some far away land, I just C&P and drop them in here.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to convert them to text. I think I spend enough of my time trying to bring a smile to other people already. If I were smarter, I'd devote a lot more of my time to earning money instead, so I can pay my mortgage. You should see that, just for a sense of scale, compared to... my internet bill.

StuM, feel free to translate all you want, but I just don't have the time or desire.

For those who might actually be looking for a solution to their bandwidth problems, you might want to check out the Winegard ConnecT 2.0 4G Lte and wifi extender. It does both 4GLTe and extends wifi to amazing distances with a SIM card and 12v input. I use one when I travel with my RV and it is simply amazing!
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wow...

just when I thought I'd heard it all.

It used to be, "Eat all of your food, there are starving kids in India!!"

Apparently now it's "Don't post memes, there are people starving for bandwidth in (wherever)!"

What do you guys do about watching videos on Youtube? No YT? Lots of really good videos on YT, not just funny, but good stuff on cruising, boat repairs, affordable internet, etc.

As much as I empathize with your plight, it's a time management issue for me. If the jokes were still being typed out, I'd just C&P and drop them in here. But I'm finding them in meme form, and instead of whining at those who shared them with me about people starving for bandwidth in some far away land, I just C&P and drop them in here.

Sorry, but I don't have the time to convert them to text. I think I spend enough of my time trying to bring a smile to other people already. If I were smarter, I'd devote a lot more of my time to earning money instead, so I can pay my mortgage. You should see that, just for a sense of scale, compared to... my internet bill.

StuM, feel free to translate all you want, but I just don't have the time or desire.

For those who might actually be looking for a solution to their bandwidth problems, you might want to check out the Winegard ConnecT 2.0 4G Lte and wifi extender. It does both 4GLTe and extends wifi to amazing distances with a SIM card and 12v input. I use one when I travel with my RV and it is simply amazing!
Well said, carry on
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