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Old 21-05-2020, 16:04   #10456
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Given that it was posted by Bill Nye, the caption is probably completely wrong

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Old 21-05-2020, 18:04   #10457
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A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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Old 21-05-2020, 19:39   #10458
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Old 22-05-2020, 00:20   #10459
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I would have thought this had to be a joke, yet this photo makes up part of the for sale listing......

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I would have thought this had to be a joke, yet this photo makes up part of the for sale listing......


Portable gas heating - you can move it into one hull to keep yourself nice and "toasty" at night. What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 22-05-2020, 04:14   #10461
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Portable gas heating - you can move it into one hull to keep yourself nice and "toasty" at night. What could possibly go wrong?
Worst case scenario.... you are back to sailing a mono..... or two....
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I'll let someone else do the text version of this...

Socaldmax. I just want to say a big thanks for all the laughs you provide especially as month 2 of lockdown in Subic Base, has me climbing the walls.
Keep.em coming
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Socaldmax. I just want to say a big thanks for all the laughs you provide especially as month 2 of lockdown in Subic Base, has me climbing the walls.
Keep.em coming
I've been meaning to say this for a while too. Thanks Socaldmax for keeping this thread going! It's the only thread I check daily.
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Thanks guys! My pleasure!
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