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21-05-2020, 16:04
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Given that it was posted by Bill Nye, the caption is probably completely wrong  |
Watch “Brain Storm” episode of SGA. It was before #metoo. Bill and NDT both seem kinda creepy now.
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21-05-2020, 18:04
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#10457
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Re: The New Joke Thread
A customer asked, "In what aisle can I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Polish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am. But let me ask you something.
If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for some Irish whisky, would you ask if I was Irish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Polish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Polish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Home Depot."
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21-05-2020, 19:39
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#10458
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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22-05-2020, 00:20
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#10459
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Re: The New Joke Thread
I would have thought this had to be a joke, yet this photo makes up part of the for sale listing......
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22-05-2020, 02:29
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#10460
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by IslandHopper
I would have thought this had to be a joke, yet this photo makes up part of the for sale listing......
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Portable gas heating - you can move it into one hull to keep yourself nice and "toasty" at night. What could possibly go wrong?
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22-05-2020, 04:14
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#10461
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by StuM
Portable gas heating - you can move it into one hull to keep yourself nice and "toasty" at night. What could possibly go wrong? |
Worst case scenario.... you are back to sailing a mono..... or two....
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22-05-2020, 07:06
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#10462
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by socaldmax
I'll let someone else do the text version of this...
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Socaldmax. I just want to say a big thanks for all the laughs you provide especially as month 2 of lockdown in Subic Base, has me climbing the walls.
Keep.em coming
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22-05-2020, 07:11
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#10463
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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Originally Posted by Pelagic
Socaldmax. I just want to say a big thanks for all the laughs you provide especially as month 2 of lockdown in Subic Base, has me climbing the walls.
Keep.em coming
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I've been meaning to say this for a while too. Thanks Socaldmax for keeping this thread going! It's the only thread I check daily.
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22-05-2020, 08:21
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Re: The New Joke Thread
Thanks guys! My pleasure!
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22-05-2020, 13:26
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22-05-2020, 13:27
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22-05-2020, 13:29
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Re: The New Joke Thread
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22-05-2020, 13:30
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22-05-2020, 13:30
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22-05-2020, 13:31
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