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Old 07-05-2020, 09:10   #10201
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Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . .
Yes, intermittently, and such issue goes way back in time to even the early posts on this New Joke thread. I did see all of the posts from today.

I can't determine why. Seems to be particularly an issue associated with Socaldmax's post though and not others. Do enjoy and appreciate the posts, lightens the day.
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Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . .
Maybe your ISP management team are extremists trying to exert editorial censureship of "subversive content" and thus filters out much of socaldmax's contributions, because, you know, the guy is a known underground radical associated with secret activities (well, technically underwater as he served aboard submarines) (but still secret activites) and his public persona skewers both left and right wing politicians and political leanings under the excuse that he posts whatever he "finds funny", which in and of itself is a blatant political stance unfathomable to many in a politically divided society.

But I could be wrong.

It might just be an intermittent glitch that a variable handful of users, but not others, experience occasionally, especially during times of higher internet activity. Maybe AKA-None is on to something, at least for some CF users.
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Pretty much it, sometimes refreshes work and other times not.
My guess is possibly too many referrals when traversing the many websites.
But I also could be wrong about that, too. Anyway, this is the joke thread and just about anything can be joked about! *



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Old 07-05-2020, 10:13   #10203
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I have no clue why some of the pics don't show up for some people. Ever since it first became known to me, I've been changing the URL from "https" to "http" and that seemed to help a lot, until now it seems.

If anybody has any theories or suggestions for ways I can modify the URL to increase successful viewing for more people, let me know and I'll give it a try!
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Maybe your ISP management team are extremists trying to exert editorial censureship of "subversive content" and thus filters out much of socaldmax's contributions, because, you know, the guy is a known underground radical associated with secret activities (well, technically underwater as he served aboard submarines) (but still secret activites) and his public persona skewers both left and right wing politicians and political leanings under the excuse that he posts whatever he "finds funny", which in and of itself is a blatant political stance unfathomable to many in a politically divided society.

But I could be wrong.

It might just be an intermittent glitch that a variable handful of users, but not others, experience occasionally, especially during times of higher internet activity. Maybe AKA-None is on to something, at least for some CF users.


But I also could be wrong about that, too. Anyway, this is the joke thread and just about anything can be joked about! *



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Please!! I don't want my secret to get out!

I'm actually from Elbonia, collecting top secret information from the American Intelligence community! So far, Elmer Fudd and that groundhog named Phil have provided more accurate info!
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Oh, c'mon. Don't be a scare monger! That's just a rabies-infected New England Red Squirrel that tipped over a can of black paint.

Edit: The white bit on its cheeks is the remnants of its coronavirus mask after chewing through the center. Here's another one.
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Some people . . .

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Oh, c'mon. Don't be a scare monger! That's just a rabies-infected New England Red Squirrel that tipped over a can of black paint.

Edit: The white bit on its cheeks is the remnants of its coronavirus mask after chewing through the center. Here's another one.
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Twinkle twinkle little star, how I miss the @&$#%! bar.
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Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . .

I have the same problem. Using the latest version of Firefox.
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I have the same problem. Using the latest version of Firefox.

I'm using the latest version of Firefox as well, so maybe that's the problem . . . Whatever
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It does it sometimes in the iPhone app too
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If two vegans get in a fight....

is it still considered...

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