The New Joke Thread

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

svmariane's dog. Also pretty funny...

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

[svmariane]

Got me them Corona virus blues....

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It's okay to fall apart sometimes.
Tacos fall apart and we still love them.

Except for those fish tacos the street vender sells down at the corner.
Those things would kill a killer whale.

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Sign posted on a wall near my apt:

"Coronavirus doesn't affect rats n snakes so most of you are safe."

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If you brushed your teeth today and got showered and ate something -
congratulations you bloody overachiever.

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The most unused household item in 2020: bras.

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When this all started I woke up thinking "today I will make myself a honey dijon pork chop over risotto".

Now I just wake up thinking "egg".

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Day 1 of quarantine: Went shopping. Stocked up on non-perishable healthy, nutritional foods. toilet paper, coffee and filters, beer, and misc. - enough to last at least 6 months.

Day 2 of quarantine: Went to the corner store cause I wanted a Twix.

Day 3 of quarantine: I'm going to take this as an opportunity to improve my health.

Day 45 of quarantine: Due to personal reasons, I am eating a lasagna in my shower.

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For the Canadians...
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/w...b20ee__700.gif

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Shopping while bored

[socaldmax]

She's got a point...

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

Words of wisdom from the Dalai Lama...

[BlueH2Obound]

Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . .

[SaltyMetals]

To Blueh20bound:
must be yr setup bec i can certainly see all of Socaldmax posts. no prblm.

[Pelagic]

Originally Posted by BlueH2Obound

Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . .

Those Dali lama jokes were certainly shooting blanks

[a64pilot]

Originally Posted by BlueH2Obound

Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . .

It comes and goes, many smart people have tried to figure it out, seems best guess is they are links from other sites that sometimes don’t work for different reasons.
Is that right guys?

[AKA-None]

Pretty much it, sometimes refreshes work and other times not.
My guess is possibly too many referrals when traversing the many websites.

[Half Pint]

"Socaldmax, for some reason, about 3/4 of all your posts are just blanks . . . . Anyone else have that problem from socaldmax? Maybe my browser settings or something, it doesn't happen to anyone else's posts . . . ."

I hit "reload" a couple of times and the posts usually appear, for what it's worth.

[pianopraze]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

She's got a point...

Sure does!

The hairdresser is now in jail for a week with a 7000 US$ fine.