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Old 01-05-2020, 19:39   #10081
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Oh, yep. But apparently Mondale had a tank issue as well.
Ever been in a combat zone with tank a rolling your way, full well knowing that the only thing between you and a gruesome death is strict adherence to your training? Yeah, it's scary. Happened to me back in '71 A tank came rolling towards me. Had some kind of paintings on the front that resembled a woman's face of horror. Man, I was nervous. Real nervous. All I could do was tell myself to remember the training! Remember the training! I looked around wildly, spotted the rear exit to the pub, and skedaddled out of there.
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Man, I was nervous. Real nervous. All I could do was tell myself to remember the training! Remember the training! I looked around wildly, spotted the rear exit to the pub, and skedaddled out of there.

HaHa, run kiddies... RUN!
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Which posts are you wanting deleted??

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You know what they say about cliffhangers.....
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Old 02-05-2020, 02:14   #10085
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Re: The New Joke Thread

Juneau, Alaska, city officials have started a joke hotline amid the coronavirus pandemic, because you could use a laugh right now.
The City and Borough of Juneau hotline debuted Tuesday.
Call 1-907-586-0428 and hear a (squeaky clean) joke.
People are also invited to submit jokes at ➥ Parks.Rec@juneau.org.
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Juneau, Alaska, city officials have started a joke hotline amid the coronavirus pandemic, because you could use a laugh right now.
The City and Borough of Juneau hotline debuted Tuesday.
Call 1-907-586-0428 and hear a (squeaky clean) joke.
People are also invited to submit jokes at ➥ Parks.Rec@juneau.org.
I think I might stick with the CF New Joke Thread then .
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Before the surgery, the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle...

It was an ether/oar situation.
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^^^ Only 23 posts since 2009 and you pull a pun like that. ^^^

Not sure if I should tip my hat or welcome you back from where ever it was you've been hiding.
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Isnít this a joke ? Ha Ha Ha 🙃
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^^^ Only 23 posts since 2009 and you pull a pun like that. ^^^



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