The New Joke Thread

[Adelie]

Originally Posted by goguygo

And it didn't work well for Mondale.

You mean Dukakis?

[Tayana42]

Not going out anymore so the only humor I have today is an inside joke.

[socaldmax]

When you look at this pic, do you feel that it sums up your life?

[socaldmax]

[Eigenvector]

too short. Please lengthen

[StuM]

Originally Posted by Pete7

Anyway back to light entertainment to take our minds off guns

Pete

No one mentioned guns, we were talking about recoilless rifles:


"This is my rifle, ths is my gun. This is for shooting, this is for fun"


https://youtu.be/4kU0XCVey_U

[socaldmax]

Let's hope he doesn't blow his gun off with his rifle.

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

A couple were on their honeymoon:
Lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage, when the new bride says to the husband:
"I have a confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies. "That's no big thing in this day and age."
The wife continues. "Yeah, I've been with one other guy."
"Oh yeah? Who was the guy?"
"Tiger Woods."
"Tiger Woods, the golfer?"
"Yeah."
"Well he's rich, famous and handsome. I can see why you went to bed with him."
The husband and wife then make passionate love.
When they get done, the husband gets up and walks to the telephone.
"What are you doing?" Says the wife.
The husband says. "I'm hungry, I was going to call room service and get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it a second time."
The husband puts down the phone and goes back to bed to make love with his wife a second time.
When they finish, he gets up and goes over to the phone.
"What are you doing?" She says.
The husband says. "I'm still hungry so I was going to get room service to get some food."
"Tiger wouldn't do that."
"Oh yeah? What would Tiger do?"
"He'd come back to bed and do it one more time."
The guy slams down the phone and goes back to bed and makes love to his wife one more time.
When they finish he's tired and beat.
He drags himself over to the phone and starts to dial.
The wife asks. "Are you calling room service?"
"No! I'm calling Tiger Woods to find out what's par for this hole."

[socaldmax]

[socaldmax]

[smbdyiam2]

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preceded by star wars
the forth be with you

[pianopraze]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

The only thing funnier was facebook banned this as fake news. lolol.

[smbdyiam2]

Originally Posted by socaldmax

I think I know that guy.
The one 4 th row back 3rd from the right.

[goguygo]

Originally Posted by Adelie

You mean Dukakis?

Oh, yep. But apparently Mondale had a tank issue as well.