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Old 27-04-2020, 20:23   #9931
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And the Millennial says.....

"OOH OOH..... a high tech clothes pin with Blue tooth app to let me know when my clothes are dry! I need a selfie with it, be the first to post to my Instagram so I can get thousands of likes ! "
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Old 27-04-2020, 20:54   #9932
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Umm... did you flunk the kindergarten class where they told you about Bossy the cow?

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If that took place here in NYC, it would be very possible that he identified as Bossy the cow!

And yes, we do have a few slaughter houses here in various parts of the boroughs. Every once in a while one escapes or is stolen, which makes for a rather unusual sight.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/...hase/98207338/
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Old 27-04-2020, 23:03   #9933
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Has to be out in the joke section

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Old 28-04-2020, 00:50   #9934
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I apologize but I failed to mention that if there is too much of a gap between puns, we may have to gauge whether or not we did something wrong.

The tension is certainly rising and the result could be quite shocking. However we'll all cam round to dwell on the subject.
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Old 28-04-2020, 02:00   #9935
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The tension is certainly rising and the result could be quite shocking. However we'll all cam round to dwell on the subject.
No need to dwell on it any longer, I suggest we all take a gap year on that particular pun.....Give those millennium people a chance to catch up
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Old 28-04-2020, 03:17   #9936
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In the past 4 months we’ve had 1 typhoon, 1 Volcano & 1 pandemic. What’s next for the Philippines.
You forgot to put Duterte on the list.
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Old 28-04-2020, 03:20   #9937
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I apologize but I failed to mention that if there is too much of a gap between puns, we may have to gauge whether or not we did something wrong.
Maybe put out some feelers to gauge the opinions on the forum.
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Old 28-04-2020, 03:27   #9938
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you folks surely already know this one... (i usually need a beer beforehand, so to tell it without turning red; but lock-in is nearing two months over here...):


so... the lady tells the doc that it is because she as an orgasm every time she sneezes


the doc considers her curious condition for a moment and asks her what she has been taking for it


the lady answers, pepper
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Old 28-04-2020, 03:34   #9940
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A cow crossing a street sees a glove laying on the ground.



All ashamed and blushing he goes: Oh my god. Who lost their bra?


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Old 28-04-2020, 06:56   #9941
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I think this virus stuff is going to the dogs.
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Old 28-04-2020, 07:02   #9942
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And the Millennial says.....

"OOH OOH..... a high tech clothes pin with Blue tooth app to let me know when my clothes are dry! I need a selfie with it, be the first to post to my Instagram so I can get thousands of likes ! "
Like what?
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Maybe put out some feelers to gauge the opinions on the forum.

I get your point, but you need to condense these feelings down to just like/dislike to have even a spark of an idea.
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That is very, very funny! We know this to be true because if he was just dead, his korea would be over and he'd have to find a new job.
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Old 28-04-2020, 09:28   #9945
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Just saw on T V that 40% of fl. unemployment requesters were denied due to not making enough money.

So apart time worker making minimum wage doesn.t make enough to get paid for being unemployed ? while a worker making $100,000 a year could get benefits for not working a couple weeks?

This is the big joke page right?
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