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Old 25-04-2020, 09:25   #9826
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Disinfectant, perhaps?
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Can't think of joke, so here's just a little something while waiting for the bread to bake.
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> Most people can't understand MATH, much less exponential equations. Unchecked with a infection rate of 2.3, the difference between 100,000 infected and 1,000,000 is less than a week.


And some people don't know what an infection rate is


Hint: It's not a "relative growth rate", "doubling time" or any other time based number.
Does an infection rate have anything to do with an inflection point?
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Old 25-04-2020, 12:13   #9830
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SoCaldMax, Why you shooting blanks? I like your stuff!
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Just to be clear. "What We Should All be doing durung this Time."

https://youtu.be/wVs5AyjzwRM

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I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.
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I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.

It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.
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It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.
D'oh!

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WOW! What are those used for and what kind of tool (vehicle? robot? magic?) is used to do them up?
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I'm in the high risk group, on a number of fronts; but I still don't know what it is.

You just seriously outed yourself as a non Motörhead
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It’s a set of points for a distributor of a petrol engine. Today we have electronic ignition so points are obsolete for past 30+/- years.

Except airplanes, they still have them, because the FAA is ignorant.
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You just seriously outed yourself as a non Motörhead
I'm not a motorhead, but I still have my dwell screwdriver.
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Why does a baker have brown hands?

Because he kneads a poo!

This is Caleb’s favourite joke. Caleb is a 13 year old brain tumour survivor and decided to create a joke book so that others could laugh during their recovery. You can find it here https://www.childcancer.org.nz/get-i...ebs-joke-book/.
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